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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:20
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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What are the best sunscreens for oily skin available in India?
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
What makes certain audiobook narrators so much better than others?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Then came..
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Will Kamala Harris rekindle the business model of sleeping your way to the top?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read